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The Agile Enterprise: Applying Agile Principles to Drive Organizational Success

The Agile Enterprise: Applying Agile Principles to Drive Organizational Success

The Agile Enterprise entertainingly and knowledgably conveys how to apply the principles of Agile development company-wide.

2023

Stories

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The World’s Best Donald Trump Joke

What’s new is old

Dec 19, 2023

Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden sharing a laugh in the Oval Office during the Obama administration.

Dec 19, 2023

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Making of a Millionaire

10 Painless Ways to Live Below Your Means

Leading a richer life with less consumerism

Aug 6, 2021

10 Painless Ways to Live Below Your Means

Aug 6, 2021

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I’m Willow Biden, the First Feline

And I’ve got an agenda

Feb 4, 2022

I’m Willow Biden, the First Feline

Feb 4, 2022

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Iterations of Idiocy

Tall Man Crocodile Tears

Pity me, admire me, adore me

Sep 10

A postcard showing the very tall Robert Wadlow standing next to his average-sized father.

Sep 10

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My Real-Life Story of Being Trapped In an Elevator

How Hollywood rescued me

Sep 2

A bare-bones freight elevator

Sep 2

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Our Washing Machine’s a Republican

But it lacks an absentee ballot

Aug 19

Orange T-Shirt with the slogan, “Kamala — Removes Stubborn Orange Stains” with a design like a Tide detergent box.

Aug 19

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Said Differently

What the World Needs Isn’t a Robotic Grocery Bagging System

Some inventions are best left on the sketchpad

Aug 17

Shoppers struggling in the self-checkout corral at a supermarket

Aug 17

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E³ — Entertain Enlighten Empower

My Top 10 Restaurant Pet Peeves

It’s hard enough to run a successful restaurant without these unforced errors

Aug 7

Man dining in restaurant.

Aug 7

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MuddyUm

George Clooney Thinks You Suck at Loading the Dishwasher

And George Clooney’s got plenty to say about other aspects of your deficient life

Jul 29

George Clooney Thinks You Suck at Loading the Dishwasher

Jul 29

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E³ — Entertain Enlighten Empower

Is ‘The Wife’ Slightly Better Than ‘The Old Ball and Chain’?

Maybe, but both are offensive

Jul 20

The old ball and chain

Jul 20

David Asch

David Asch

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Founder of the Management Consulting Company https://10xPrinciples.com. Available for consulting, podcasts, and speaking engagements.

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